Matchmaker, matchmaker --
Seven days of creation under capitalism --
Twink on the fire escape --
Some first-date red flags to watch out for --
Evidence for the existence of God --
Some very scary things --
First lines of rejected "Modern Love" essays --
Some things that are hard to find --
Thank you for your feedback --
Seven new sins--and tortures, too --
Consider the Red Lobster --
Some key insights from meditating --
A negative review of my negative self-talk --
Fashion trends for the end of days --
