Bit rot: stories + essays

Before we begin... --

Vietnam --

Black goo --

The short, brutal life of the Channel Three news team --

Nine readers --

Nine point zero --

Smells --

Coffee & cigarettes --

Public speaking --

Shiny --

Notes on relationships in the twenty-first century --

Fear of windows --

Creep --

Stamped --

Future blips --

Futurosity --

Worcestershistershire --

Bulk memory --

The mell --

The anti-ghosts --

Little black ghost --

New moods --

Beef rock --

Globalization is fun! --

Unclassy --

Wonkr --

Yield: a story about cornfields --

The 2 1/2th dimension --

Living big --

The end of the golden age of payphones --

The ones that got away --

666! --

Dueling duals --

George Washington's extreme makeover --

George Washington's extreme makeover (pilot script) --

Pot --

Got a life --

Peace --

iF-iW eerF --

Stuffed --

Superman and the kryptonite martinis --

McWage --

Lotto --

Frugal --

Zoë hears the truth --

IQ --

My TV --

The preacher and his mistress --

5,149 days ago: air travel post-9/11 --

Glide --

Klass warfare --

3.14159265358 --

The great money flush of 2016 --

Ick --

Grexit --

World War $ --

The man who lost his story --

The valley --

3 1/2 fingers --

An excerpt of Search --

Bit rot --

Bartholomew is right there at the dawn of language --

Temp --

Retail --

Trivial --

Über that red dot --

361 --

My name --

Mrs. McCarthy and Mrs. Brown --

An app called Yoo --

Afterword / by Samuel Saelemakers.